Precise©

Sock Portal

I’m a precise person. I rarely lose items. I’m meticulous with pairing up socks before and after I wash my clothes

Precise. Precise about everything.

A neat tidy person.

When items from the wash to dry to fold become missing.

I’m not short from a nervous breakdown. I’m precise and meticulous this isn’t supposed to happen.

This morning my scientific mind overshadowed my rational meticulous tidy self.

The dryer is a portal. An absolute vortex, portal.

It spins with heat.

Heat is energy.

Spinning is energy

As insane as it sounds

Where the hell are my socks?

It’s the most rational explanation to an irrational occurrence.

My sock mates are missing their pairs.

I literally back track physically and mentally when I find a pair without its mate.

I look on the path I walked

I search the dresser drawers

I tear the house apart

And literally the end result is the dryer. Nothing. Poof . Gone!

I’m convinced that the absolute spinning inertia creates an ability with high heat to make clothing disappear to another dimension.

I call that dimension sock hell.

Everyone’s sock that vanished from their dryer is in sock hell thanks to the dryer portal effect.

I know there is a sock whisperer who can testify their socks were just here, but now, vanished.

A scientist whose explanation of the dryer portal effect is holding in abeyance for enough concrete evidence.

I will testify for this dryer portal effect, for my socks are missing

Being precise, meticulous, and tidy, I’m an expert witness to the dryer portal effect.

Whose going to argue?

By MissTrulyAbigail©